Friday, September 20, 2013

SNOWDEN BLEND LEAKED!

Inspired by the recent NSA information-gathering scandal, Napa Valley Coffee Roasting Company has decided to reveal its secrets to one of its own proprietary, perfect blend of beans. The E. Snowden Blend will be available in both St. Helena and Napa locations and as whole beans or ground. General Manager Doug Dunlap is leaking the Roasting Company’s secret blend breakdown. The following is classified information, formerly known only to Roasting Company employees. The blend consists of covertly obtained beans from Bali, Guatemala and Colombia. We believe it’s the American public’s right to know the great quality and specific quantities of each variety,” he says.

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